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British people be like
*wakes up during a heart transplant*
Right what’s all this then
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Basilosaurus, which means “King Lizard,” was actually a whale that lived 30-45 million years ago. Scientists have also just published a paper indicating that it was likely apex predator.
(image: Voss et al., 2019)
As I scrolled, each vertebrae descending down my mobile screen, I grew more and more ready for this bony fucker to be one of them “do you love the color of the sky” posts but naw, just a long bony bastard.
✨Do you love the vertebrae of the spine? ✨
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Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union
Anonymous
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
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Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced
1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid
2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker
3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv
4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered
5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam
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Its expensive to be poor - WTF Fun Fact
-Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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